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Let’s say you were in Vienna in the late 1900’s (decade) and for some reason wanted to help Hitler succeed, what would you tell him?

Note that this probably won’t prevent him from becoming a dictator. WWI will still break out, he’ll still enlist in the German army after the Austrian one rejected him, and he’ll still fall initiative Nazi politics. We’re just going to get some good paintings out of it.

>> No.4392297

Suggest him, to have sex with women.

>> No.4392301

Winter is gay

>> No.4392303

Actually kill the jews

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>> No.4392422
Quoted By: >>4394769

I'd tell him to watch Marco Bucci's "10 minutes to better painting", and also Nathan Fowkes' "Pictorial composition" and "Designing with color and light" on schoolism.

>> No.4392450
Quoted By: >>4403865

Why would I want him to make it? Are you insane? I want to keep on existing. Changing history would erase me from existence.

>> No.4392454

grab the artbooks and courses then leave ic young dolf, maybe make some friends with a wider variety of people so you're less grumpy about them

>> No.4392455

Don't betray Russia.

>> No.4392465

Send him a Robertson's how to draw.

He would have made it' became an artist and then ran a healthier, happier and more succesfull Nazi party.

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>> No.4392740

His arte was good for the level he was pursuing, he was a poor orphan and not connected, that's why he didn't make it.

>> No.4392751

she can't keep getting away with it

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Quoted By: >>4392883 >>4394221

I love the meme that Hitler wasn't a talented artist when he designed the world's most recognizable flag ever.

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Quoted By: >>4394107

> graphic design equals art

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>> No.4394003

Try to paint the same building in different angles and hours of the day, to learn more about colours and tonalities

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Quoted By: >>4394272

His animal paintings and some surreal art he did was impressive, to be fair. The ones you find via 2 minute google search were his earlier/older works.

>> No.4394218
Quoted By: >>4394760

He had a micropenis, this is the reason why he was so angry. He couldn't get sexual satisfaction, so he had to lay out his frustration somewhere else.

>> No.4394221
Quoted By: >>4394307 >>4394391

Designed? more like stole.

>> No.4394224

Introduce him to anime.

>> No.4394272
Quoted By: >>4394768 >>4394866

Post please. Cause I've never heard of them.

>> No.4394307

bruh greatest minds steal

>> No.4394391

Never draw if you can trace.
Never trace if you can photobash.
Never photobash if you can steal.

>> No.4394760

He was popular with women even before nazism. He was really just a lonely boy with abandonment issues that would've lived peacefully as a meaningless pawn if he hadn't been discharged from the army.

>> No.4394768

He cant because its not true.

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>> No.4394771

I'll tell him to forget about art schools, they are just a place for rich people to put their children to, no to learn how to draw.

>> No.4394797

I might give the same advice they gave him on the school. That he should go for architecture. I don't know the details or if there was a limited number of students, but thats what they told him, low key they told him he had no creativity

>> No.4394866

Why do I have to spoonfeed you if you can simply find a website that has his lesser known but more well polished works? It is like someone asking to see Beatrix Potter's less famous art where she depicted animals more realistically. It takes 2 to 10 minutes of browsing.

I'll bite though. lazily looked up the video I saw months ago that briefly mentioned his less well known paintings. But try looking führer into his art if you want less amateur examples. I think it is around the 10 minute mark.


He also made some nice animal related works, like the one of the German shepherd if you find it. I am shocked it is never shared as much.

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>what would you tell him?
Draw anime titties

>> No.4398141
Quoted By: >>4398159

wat if heil hitler had anime titties. his foes wouldnt be able to resist him.

>> No.4398159

cursed post

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Quoted By: >>4403891

i would tell him to stop drawing like a fucking architect, its boring as fuck

>> No.4402101

This thread sucks.

>> No.4402471
Quoted By: >>4406826

>what would you tell him?
Listen to your father and get a real job lmao imagine studying (((art))) unironically, nigga you can make all the doodles you want as a hobbi

>> No.4403865

>Changing history would erase me from existence.
Implying that's a bad thing, kek

>> No.4403891

His whole reason for art schooling was to be an architect though.

>> No.4406826

His parents were dead.

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>> No.4406848

more like he should have genocided women

>> No.4406849

show him the ic sticky and tell him to grind 10000 loomis mannequin heads and 10000 3d boxes

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>> No.4412627
Quoted By: >>4412633

I'd tell him to not attack Russia in winter, and build more ovens because otherwise he won't get the job done.

>> No.4412633

oh, you mean succeed in art, nvm

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