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Tea party edition!

OT: >>260259135

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>> No.260301302
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Quoted By: >>260302496

post op.ggs

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>> No.260301435
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why would an amphibian nead a floaty thing?

>> No.260301478

Whats worse the chinese, russians, brailians, or the french?

>> No.260301560

its for the people he saves

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Quoted By: >>260344778

>0/6 bronze 3 adc
>"better jg wins"

>> No.260301851

Anyone have that picture of Rekkles and Perkz looking at each other? Perkz is facing the camera and looks like he has a mousepad in his hand.

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Quoted By: >>260322082

poop lol

>> No.260301892

You ever tried to save a drowning person without something to grab onto that isn't yourself?

>> No.260301945

I want to make a cute adc the mother of my children!

>> No.260302000 [DELETED]
Quoted By: >>260302935

Nothing worse than frenchoids.
Except for germanoids.

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Quoted By: >>260322082

xth for my wife Syndra!

>> No.260302024

SmallTitsBigGun is open for this transaction :^)

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Quoted By: >>260302253

okay Riot


>> No.260302085

no im fucking not :^) but fuck you :^)

>> No.260302114
Quoted By: >>260302262

sm*llt*tsb*gg*n isn't a cute adc

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You are now aware that Lulu is EXTREMELY CUTE!

>> No.260302231

>one person dies
>rest of team goes full retard and starts getting picked off one by one
Love this meme

>> No.260302253

pushed back for more skins please buy them

>> No.260302257
Quoted By: >>260302295

based rivenkiller

>> No.260302262

Post proof

>> No.260302270

enlighten me on TFT please

>> No.260302295
Quoted By: >>260302445

not rivenkiller

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>> No.260302445

post ign then (you won't because you're rivenkiller)

>> No.260302484
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How do I play against Yorick?

>> No.260302496

looking for guy hung dudes to erp with
I am sub only btw

>> No.260302567
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>enemy lee sin is gold but playing like masters
>in normals
>stomps my team
>get him next lobby
>he instalocks first time soraka top
how much does riot pay these people to purposefully keep a select few players down in win rate?

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Reposting from last thread

Add me if you wanna do some normals :)

ign: quietcassie

>> No.260302736
Quoted By: >>260303452

Convince me not to get 10 masterpiece hextech chests
It's tempting as fuck

>> No.260302774

post penis

>> No.260302793
Quoted By: >>260303193

Probably not by picking a tank. Pick something with a dash and a good all-in. Dodge his E. Be mindful of how many graves are around you when you decide to trade.

>> No.260302840
Quoted By: >>260306746

are you a girl?

>> No.260302843

fuck off tranny

>> No.260302935
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Quoted By: >>260303037

>Except for germanoids

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Add me if you wanna do some normals with a gigachad player, that is going to play in the tournament, being a team captain
IGN: SmallTitsBigGun

>> No.260303037
Quoted By: >>260303351

Go suck on some refugee cock like the good little germ you are.
Your Balkan envy is showing.

>> No.260303193
Quoted By: >>260303671

Why should I be mindful about the number of graves? Just for the walkers?

>> No.260303351 [DELETED]

LOL you fucking turk rapebaby most balkan slavs are brown because turks raped you for hundreds of year and you call other "cucks"?

>> No.260303358

Russians have no middle ground, they are either total bros or subhumans
Frenchies are ok i guess
Brazilians can't help it, they are pretty bad but not the Chinese tier bad

>> No.260303452

Give them to me instead ;)

>> No.260303473

get bottom lane who freezes the wave and knows to bait in the enemy so I can gank and get 2 kills
win game
get bottom lane who endlessly shoves in and feeds double kill to kai'sa or jungler
lose game
wow what a concept
who could see that coming

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>lolg pretends to be me again

>> No.260303492
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Quoted By: >>260304172

>bro, just carry harder

>> No.260303613

Was panth rework supposed to be revealed on tuesday?

>> No.260303671
Quoted By: >>260306669

If there are at least 3 around him, he can summon the little gremlings and if you're melee'ing him they'll probably fuck you up. Try to catch him when he doesn't have 3 graves around.

You could bait this by going in anyway and just dashing away when he summons them

>> No.260303804

Yorick gets shit on by fighters like jax, fiora and trynd but yorick outscales every other juggernaut because of his healing and %hp damage on his ultimate.

>> No.260303840

Dear LoLniggers, you're game is dogshit compared to Dota. It lacks even the most basic features we dotards take for granted. Your shit is pay2win and still has the same fucking meta for the past 5 years.

>You will NEVER have micro
>You will N E V E R know the feeling of a comeback
>You will N. E. V. E. R. get a good client

>> No.260303970
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Can someone please explain to me why ap shyvana is in almost half my games? Did they buff her ratios or something?

>> No.260303974

if I wanted my comeback I'd get it off your mother's tits

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>> No.260304006

Dear dotards,
what's Sven's routine? I wanna get ripped.
Sincerely yours,

>> No.260304024

Mordekaiser though.

>> No.260304172
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>Silver 3

>> No.260304193
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Dotards aren't welcome in MY PROPERTY

>> No.260304241
Quoted By: >>260304545

If you're gonna play Morde into Yorick just remember to ult after Yorick ults so the maiden doesn't follow into the shadow realm

>> No.260304242

I play both champs but I've never actually played this matchup.
If Morde R separates Yorick from his Maiden than Morde just autowins

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>> No.260304545

post 6 Yorick needs his maiden in order to win fights
Mordekaiser doesn't need his ult at all to win a fight and it's just a tool to ensure 1v1s and to counter certain shit.

>> No.260304628

what's not fair

>> No.260304642
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Fuck off grandretard bearitard

>> No.260304702

>xerath buff

>R range 3200>5600=5000 at all ranks



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>> No.260304814
Quoted By: >>260304939



c u c k


>> No.260304939



s h i z o


>> No.260305051

>Lost to goldies and silverlets

Also why the fuck aren't you boosting accounts for money??? You could make more than minimum wage.

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Does smalltits have this picture of tristana eating a big ol burg?

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i'm new, why wasn't this a triple kill

>> No.260305215

He does now you played yourself

>> No.260305243
Quoted By: >>260305641

Too much time passed in between the first and second kills

>> No.260305431
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Ghost pussy?

>> No.260305447
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>> No.260305615
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Quoted By: >>260322082

kali doesn't get enough art

>> No.260305641


>> No.260305662

that's not him there is no honor badge

>> No.260305765

>be low silver
>keep getting matched vs gold players
can I get a chance to learn the fucking game? This matchmaking makes no sense to me.

>> No.260305795

I want to cum inside a cute adc who looks like this with curly hair!

>> No.260305825

its cos ur mmr higher than rank
don't worry about it just play

>> No.260305975

bitch you can learn better habits by losing to golds than winning against silvers

>> No.260306070

there's nothing between silver and gold

>> No.260306205
Quoted By: >>260306697

There is nothing between silver - plat 1 just a cess pool you can argue there is nothing between d4 to d2 either but a super cess pool.

>> No.260306273

I am extremly lonely and a stupid fuck would anyone wanna play with me? im on EUW

>> No.260306317

what rank are you?

>> No.260306330

>im on EUW
im so sorry for your loss

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Quoted By: >>260322082

Team Toxic 5 when?

>> No.260306491
Quoted By: >>260308986


>> No.260306554
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Your mmr is higher than your rank and the gold players' mmrs are lower than their ranks. Stop trying to look for excuses for your losses, except in the dia+ ladder matchmaking is actually pretty good at setting balanced matches. A silver player about to get promoted is better than a gold player about to get demoted, but fags like you will just go "oh nooo look at this matchmaking it's putting a silver against a gold noooo fuck you rioooottttttt" and lose when you would have won if you just played the game without pre tilting yourself by looking up everybody's op.gg during the loading screen.

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>amerimutts wake up
>thread is 100% discord tranny circlejerk

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How to play against Volibear?

Aight, thanks

>> No.260306697
Quoted By: >>260306841

How to identify a retard that watches too many streamers.

>> No.260306746

I'm lvl 8 :)

>> No.260306804

How do I change the skin of the champ I have in overview?

>> No.260306841
Quoted By: >>260307278

how to identify someone who is hardstuck in either gold or plat

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Quoted By: >>260307125

Toplaners like to get analed, too, you know...

>> No.260307125
Quoted By: >>260307424

Prove it.

>> No.260307278
Quoted By: >>260307429

Based fucking retard. A bronze player is better than an iron player, a silver player is better than a bronze player, a gold player is better than a silver player. That's what a ladder is. You might think being a reductionist makes you superior because "they're all the same thrash compared to my (larp) elo lul" but it only makes you a retard that doesn't understand how ranks work.

>> No.260307424

Tell me how.

>> No.260307429

no wonder the thread went to shit its euro hours

>> No.260307596
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Quoted By: >>260309421

I won't demote after losing my promos three times in a row right? Next game I'll win for sure...

>> No.260307605

sorry for the late reply
you said this tho >>260295685
>Ornn is 100% tsundere.
you dont even know your arguments, demantia?

>> No.260307731
Quoted By: >>260308013


>> No.260307964

>autofilled top picks illaoi thinking he is going to win lane by default just because she is strong


>> No.260308013

>letting go an argument when i know im right

>> No.260308053
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Why do people take Ghost in top lane? If they don't absolutely get ahead in lane then they're just always going to lose to the lane pressure Teleport gives.

>> No.260308107
Quoted By: >>260308262

Literally all I said "tsundere" is just a cutesy, animu way of saying the exact same.

Chill sperg.

>> No.260308159
Quoted By: >>260308230


>> No.260308230

>literally fucking everyone: ranked is fucked right now why would anyone play it
>4chan: >normal

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Quoted By: >>260309075

>Demoted to Silver 2
I just want to chill playing support but it's impossible to win aaaaaahhh

>> No.260308259

Literally seething autist lol

>> No.260308262
Quoted By: >>260308327

why are you using words wrongly and expecting people to know what you mean?

>> No.260308276

because it's a long lane and ghost lets u run people down

>only s
mediocre farm

>> No.260308327

Ok man.

>> No.260308480

I need to add an assassin to my champ pool. Is it better to learn an ad or AP one?

>> No.260308578

Champion pools are a meme just get a waifu

>> No.260308668

talon mid
fizz mid
eve jg

>> No.260308728
Quoted By: >>260308987

Don't give me that horse shit. If you got a silver player who was losing lane hard in your game you would be pissed as fuck that match making screwed you over by putting someone far below your rank in your game.

>> No.260308826

champ pools are for fags. just one trick one champion (or two trick if your champion has a high ban rate)

>> No.260308885
Quoted By: >>260309102

>bronze 2

>> No.260308986
Quoted By: >>260309421


>> No.260308987
Quoted By: >>260309194

anon a silver 3 with positive wr is gonna have similar mmr to a gold 4 with negative or even wr
hell silvers can pop up in plat although those are smurfs

> If you got a silver player who was losing lane hard in your game you would be pissed as fuck that match making screwed you over by putting someone far below your rank in your game.
not everybody as thick as you nigga

>> No.260309075
Quoted By: >>260309387

hello yes i am uwu cute egirl.
i will gatekeep you when i reach gold. no lux mains allowed past silver!!! i am the guardian!!!

>> No.260309102

I know

>> No.260309149

Why /lolf/ is so bad at the game? You faggots played this shit for years and you can't even get even to Platinum unless you get boosted by a Diamond+ player

>> No.260309161

It’s good on low mobility champs like Darius, Olaf, etc. your trading early game pressure for late pressure.

>> No.260309165
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This man is your FRIEND
He fights for NA

>> No.260309194

My w/r is literally 20% and I'm playing against people in gold 2 so you're full of shit. Matches like this are fun for no one

>> No.260309374

>fight champion


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Quoted By: >>260322082

But I'm not a Lux main anymore!
Still haven't found my new girl...
Feels awful been playing Pyke instead and I suck at assassins...

>> No.260309413
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Quoted By: >>260309807

Just keep playing, you'll eventually land in Bronze, Silver or wherever you belong eventually. Riot tries really, really hard to push everybody into Gold/Plat but some people just can't be helped.

>> No.260309421
Quoted By: >>260310476

this is me >>260307596

>> No.260309424

>deciding promo game
>be jhin
>enemy team consists of 4 assassins (rengar top,, eve, zed, pyke)
>eve and rengar both have L9 in names and have the usual habit of flaming and trashtalking everyone
>our mid (sylas) goes AFK after giving first blood to zed
>everyone else went even but we're ready to ff
>make a comeback off of me surviving all the time and my support having top tier engages
>we win the game 4v5, ,escapeless ADC against 4 assassins
>end it with 17-4-19
>eve and rengar seething and chimping out in post-game chat

never has a victory been so satisfying, i could legit masturbate to the thought of this

>> No.260309501
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>mutt standing next to a tranny
most american picture in this thread

>> No.260309520
Quoted By: >>260309663

Sneaky is going to retire soon. He knows thirsty beta boys will pay to see him in a dress and wig. It's less work than being a pro player

>> No.260309636
Quoted By: >>260310348

>got a yasuo shard waiting to be upgraded to permanent
>just got a cowboy yasuo skin dropped from a box
This game just tries to bait me to play this weaboo magnet fir some reason, can i get any tips for starters?

>> No.260309648

imagine being a father and seeing your son do that

>> No.260309663

Sneaky cosplay interracial gangbang porno when?
How much would you pay to see it?

>> No.260309691
Quoted By: >>260309914

They must have been retarded. A team of fed assassins can delete immobile champs very well

>> No.260309692
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Quoted By: >>260309914

>Winning a 4v5 in ranked as Jhin vs 4 assassins
Congratulations on becoming Cellophane 2 anon

>> No.260309807
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what are you talking about? 60% of season 9 LoL players are silver or below.

>> No.260309914

they were pretty retarded but all 4 of us played as well as it was possible, our alistar pretty much carried it

>> No.260309930

pretty hot desu

>> No.260309981

i would play millions so wouldn't see it

>> No.260309995
Quoted By: >>260310116

he's asian
he's a trap

>> No.260310024
Quoted By: >>260311007

the look in sneaky's eyes, you just KNOW they banged

doublelift is known to be THE most hung guy in the lcs, possibly one of the biggest in america. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed sneaky's boypussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting himself wet enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with doublelift barely able to force it past the knob, and sneaky moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to his colon.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his anal muscles clamping down on doublelifts throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet he still masturbates to the memory of it

>> No.260310078

Which champions have the tighest and wettest pussies?

>> No.260310116
Quoted By: >>260333421

not with that face, that's straight up tranny territory
nigga still looks like a mutt

>> No.260310136

Annie and Zoe

>> No.260310137


>> No.260310146

none because his voice and face are actually annoying and he still has the typical male square chest.

put him on some hormonal pills and 300lbs of makeup and ONLY show shots from behind then MAYBE I would watch it.

>> No.260310189

>see teamfight
>show up
>expend crowd control ability
>all your teammates ran away while you were casting

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>> No.260310315

>standing next to a degenerate
>a friend
the only thing he fights for is to find new ways to fuck over NA

>> No.260310348
Quoted By: >>260310605

Please respond

>> No.260310356
Quoted By: >>260310501

Stat of any region in the world to be honest.

>> No.260310476
Quoted By: >>260310704

are you having brain problems?

I thought this general is for good players only

>> No.260310501

>Zero tournaments
>EU shitting on everyone, even Koreans
>Koreans, usual winners
Sure thing mutt.

>> No.260310549

But I am not a mutt wtf

>> No.260310550

was it really that necessary to remove galios flash w?

>> No.260310605

Build crit with a dash of bruiser and proceed to have a seizure on the keyboard. Rinse and repeat until your plat.

>> No.260310628
Quoted By: >>260310832

>hiding his fat and sjokz-tier shoulders
You can tell a professional photographer was involved.

>tfw no professional photographer to take pictures of your cosplay

>> No.260310704

Sorry :(

>> No.260310832

His "gf" is also a master of deception so I bet he picked up tip from her

>> No.260310858

>How to play against Volibear?
You play a champion that isn't shit

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>> No.260311038
Quoted By: >>260311395

I wish my cute adc would wear french maid dresses for me . .

>> No.260311054

>play kassadin
>don't feed like a bitch
>steamroll everyone
how do people fuck this champion up

>> No.260311123
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I wanna give Lulu a lifetime supply of headpats!

>> No.260311349
Quoted By: >>260311630

>don't feed like a bitch
part doesn't really work if the enemy team picks an early comp and knows to execute it to get a lead

>> No.260311384
Quoted By: >>260311630

loses to ad mids, loses to a lot of point and click cc supports, takes a long time to ramp up if you arent against someone that ints into you. if his ult wasnt so iconic im sure they would have just scrapped him and given him a rework, dogshit champ

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>> No.260311427
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reminder that:

50% winrates aren't enforced,
>>your winrate reflects your skill/current level of play
>>whatever elo you're in, the following is true:
><50% or dead on 50 w/r%: you're trolling/inting, play norms/flex
>55% winrate: you're at the elo you're supposed to be at, either get good or flip some coins to climb over 1k games
>60-65% winrate you're going to climb if you keep it up/don't tilt!
>75-80% winrate: you're climbing, keep it up
>90+ winrate: i hope you're a smurf else you're going to be losing against tiers and TIERS above your current rank just to get out. stay at 40% for 20-40 games unless it's your first 10 games/games on one champ

>i have been in bronze and silver with the above winrates, those were the results over 600+ games and however many accounts
i hit gold 4 times on 4 accounts in the last seasons close, for ranked rewards, but kept getting honor level 1'd. this applies in gold
>i had the above winrates up until platinum 2. 90% in p4 but 80% w/r in plat 2 on 2 champs, then 65% for about 20 games, then <45% when rage-inting to get banned after calling a hardstuck d4 garbage fagboy a "shitter cuck" when he flamed my support pick (ashe support desuuuuu)

GET GOOD and you WILL get HIGHER ELO, there are breakthroughs you need to go through before you're GOOD ENOUGH for each ELO!
>silvers will cope @ this even though everything said in-vid was CORRECT and can be APPLIED to SILVER GAMES, COACHING:

>> No.260311485

The moment you play against a non retarded laner/jungler and you get shit on early or pressured enough that you have to sacrifice cs, also the worst enemy is your garbage teammates going 0-10 at 10 minutes

>> No.260311538

thoughts about mid panth? i feel like he is a slightly weaker annie 1v1 but can roam pretty well

>> No.260311630

>take double armor
>rush seekers
now that wasn't so hard

>> No.260311632

You know that NA sissies have to look good for EU daddies anon~

>> No.260311670

no you smelly duo abuser

>> No.260311761
Quoted By: >>260311904

>deal no damage
>delay your ramp by like 10 minutes
you should be ready to play at 35 minutes. oh whoops the game ended at 23, better luck next time!

>> No.260311839

I haven't played in around 7 years and I'm considering playing again. My boys were Nautilus, Taric, Singed and Pantheon. How are they doing?

>> No.260311856
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>silvers will actually defend themselves after this video

here are the excuses so far:
>"It's sivir lux lane!"
>"they kill us real fast!"
>you sound like a bitch
>"i told you to back" *ignores why he shouldn't have*
>"1v1 me"
>"NA esports against EUW esports" (but backs down at the @ of g2)

people mega mega underrate double defensive runes/health runes and often don't even change them. i've started to and the results were great

>> No.260311904
Quoted By: >>260312017

i hate retards like you you're the type of person to not respect a lane not build to win your lane then end up more than the 1.1k gold the seekers costs behind your enemy laner because you need pure damage

>> No.260312017
Quoted By: >>260312185

>build like a bitch, go even in lane, do nothing for your team
>i hate people like you that actually make an attempt to win!!!
whatever kid

>> No.260312064
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>"Hey silver player you could do *thing* better"

When will it be legal to forcefully remove someone from ranked?

>> No.260312185
Quoted By: >>260312540

going even with kassadin is good.

>> No.260312460

based playlist
mega based redpiller
mega super unbased low elo onions ogre spastic that doesn't opgg because youre a thicko

real ones only don't fall into "not based" categories

>> No.260312540
Quoted By: >>260313834

not in the current state of the game, any player 0/0/0 at 10 minutes is borderline worthless

>> No.260312575


>> No.260312651
Quoted By: >>260312714

name a more reddit champion than azir

>> No.260312658
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Quoted By: >>260313104

What did he mean by this?

I only played with that guy twice because nobody from /lolg/ added me for flex ranked. he was fun and is a good adc

>> No.260312672
Quoted By: >>260313104

how do we get this ugly self shilling schizo to leave or overdose? he isnt funny or good at the game and its just annoying

>> No.260312714
Quoted By: >>260313104

>play with master and silver friend
>silver asking for gameplay critique, tips, etc
>gives a ten minute explanation/excuses for every tip from master friend
>randomly brings up that one game where master friend had bad kda
>master friend won't queue with me if I'm playing with silver friend any more


>> No.260312782
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>expect camille top
>vladimir laneswap

>> No.260312843

I wanna eat akali's excrements.

>> No.260313102

>almost 2k games +16
just give up man

>> No.260313104


exactly that. silvers think they want advice but in their mind this question = "please tell me how to super ultra instinct anime outplay everyone at any stage of the game so i can do what i want and win"
they understand nothing about the game. matter fact, they understand so little about it they actually believe anything deeper than the game's flashy lights and colors is stupid.
immediately they go to the cope, bringing up in this case the one time the bright flashy colors told him the master tier player is a nooby feeder from that one game.

it's all about kda, outplays, and the same with buzzwords like "objectives" and "macro"'; they know nothing about what that means but they shit it out like it's the answer to get every single dragon, tower, winning matchup and nexus, flashing lights, instead of realizing why it is so or how they should apply it

>> No.260313114
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Thoughts on getting shit on by a (at the time) silver player?

>> No.260313197
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i find it hard to believe you guys actually like this game
post proof of your enjoyment or ELSE

>> No.260313234
Quoted By: >>260313342

Thoughts on the "silver shitter" who I don't want to listen to because I'm low elo going 16-3 in /vg/ vs /vg/?

>> No.260313326
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this pictures proves that i have fun sometimes

>> No.260313342
Quoted By: >>260313501


>> No.260313364
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Quoted By: >>260322082

I wanna go swimming WITH Lulu!

>> No.260313418
Quoted By: >>260313745

so i played a lot of team tactics

Why the fuck am I stuck with 2 stars champs and only couple of iteams while other people alwys have least 3 different champs with 3 stars and fuck load of iteams

what am i missing

>> No.260313501

"so good at google captcha we solve it in 4 seconds just knowing what they want you to find without actually looking" gang

Oh shit so that's why you're on my dick so hard mm

>> No.260313503
Quoted By: >>260313745

>talking shit
>700 games in gold

>> No.260313610

How the fuck do you get to iron?

>> No.260313686
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ok bye now i have runescape to play :)
you guys better be getting out of low elo now i've helped you (: >>260311427

>> No.260313729
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No one has ever said they have fun playing this piece of shit.

>> No.260313745
Quoted By: >>260313873

its all skill-less RNG, shitters think they're good for getting lucky
started near the end of last season and im already gonna be plat, much quicker than the thousands of games it took you across multiple accounts to reach diamond.
dilate :)

>> No.260313834

low elo

>> No.260313842
Quoted By: >>260314242

man i stopped coming to this general in like, 2014 and it's STILL 24/7 whining about "forced 50" and "riot won't let me climb"

and i'm even worse because this comment has been posted thousands of times before

guess some things never change

>> No.260313873

duo then int
but not too many deaths
sap teammates exp by going mid after like ten minutes or something

if no duo then just go adc so u make more people useless then go mid/top

>700 games in gold
yeah kinda what I expected a dilateposter to be

>> No.260313897
Quoted By: >>260314242


>> No.260314069
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My Golgari meme undergrowth deck can't get wins past plat, literally can't have fun anywhere ahhh.

>> No.260314213
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simply knowing when the "click verify when none are left" is true instead of checking gang

>> No.260314242

cope with what anon
I've been much higher than you with significantly fewer games played
on similar champs too lol

too many people fall into the pit of "well I'm not perfect but omg my team is so much worse"
not a useful mindset

>> No.260314280

Based MTG Arena anon, is that you King Grey?

I play esper control, looking for a new deck that won't rotate out though.

>> No.260314387
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Quoted By: >>260314730

post main and go to song


>> No.260314410

No I'm not King Gay, you can literally see my name, shaking my head.
>Esper control
You should choke on Teferis' cock.
Try playing a real deck, ie. literally anything else.

>> No.260314423


>> No.260314503
Quoted By: >>260318575


>> No.260314528
Quoted By: >>260314737



all of you are shit

>> No.260314541
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Quoted By: >>260322082

I wanna hold Lulu VERY tightly in my arms and NEVER let go!

>> No.260314579
Quoted By: >>260314670

Punished Majin

>> No.260314670
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fuck off

>> No.260314717
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Quoted By: >>260315062

Keep crying for me

>> No.260314730
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>> No.260314737
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Right back at you, faggot commie tranny.
LIBTARDS OWNED, gamer style.

>> No.260314752
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I can't decide whether it's less fun to play against Illaoi or Urgot

>> No.260314831
Quoted By: >>260314978


>> No.260314846

How is this even a question?
At least you can lane against Urgot, Illaoi doesn't even let you play the game.

>> No.260314856
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>> No.260314869
Quoted By: >>260315082

illaoi eventually falls off

>> No.260314978


blows my fucking mind that people are complaining about immobile melee champs being oppressive

>> No.260315053
Quoted By: >>260315312

Hi guys learning Soraka after about a year-long break,
I would think there are a lot of enchanter players here, no?

There are some interesting choices for Soraka now that wouldn't have worked before the Q buff and "god no not a single way" in the E-max stupid mode where every Soraka player suddenly became retarded
If you're interested in talking about Soraka, or want general tips/the "new" buildpaths/runes you can go with her, reply to this post

Might be able to talk to all enchanter support players barring Yuumi's, try me

>> No.260315062
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Hey, if it's a challenge you want, it's a challenge you'll get.
I'll let you invite, if you've got the nutts to back up that barking.

>> No.260315082

Illaoi never falls off retard
She builds two tank items usually spirit visage and a thornmail so she'll get her ult off and rape you.
I hesitate to even see a jax outdueling illaoi unless he dodges a shit ton of stuff.

>> No.260315258

>"well I'm not perfect but omg my team is so much worse"
I don't mind my team being shit as much as I mind getting put vs a team of much better players

enemy team
>wards everywhere
>taking objectives often
>really good macro

my team
>no wards
>face checking objectives IF they remember objectives exist at all
>humping the turret and not pushing any lanes after the laning phase is over
Lo and behold my team is on average a low gold/high silver team vs high gold

>> No.260315264
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Quoted By: >>260315479

>inting to get demoted
>when you can simply quit during the loading screen and force a remake to get the same result faster, with less effort and with zero risk of punishment
Based fucking retard.

>> No.260315312
Quoted By: >>260315427

What was your elo before stopped playing?

>> No.260315369
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I'm trying to wrap my head around Swain. What is his role in the team, and in fights? What does he do exactly? Go for backline, tank frontline, pepper people down slowly?

>> No.260315427
Quoted By: >>260315543

Idk what's yours first

>> No.260315436

Okay I am going to ask this. What is defined as high elo and low elo since everyone seems to throw those terms around but everyones is so vastly different on what is what.

>> No.260315457
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I am Kled! High Major Commodore of the First Legion Third Multiplication Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company! You will respect my authority!

>> No.260315467


>> No.260315479

going 0/5 and then floating around mid lane until you lose isn't gonna get u banned lol
also was cause of 20+ remakes and my mmr didn't seem to change, just lp similar to dodging

>> No.260315483
Quoted By: >>260315859

sent :)

>> No.260315543
Quoted By: >>260316079

Huh? Also why soraka do you only play soraka?

>> No.260315546

his role is to actually land your E so you can damage people

>> No.260315578

Why schizo who never was above silver his entire life uses "low elo" as an insult
He's low elo and delusional which is even worse

>> No.260315618
Quoted By: >>260315863

>Low elo

>High elo

>> No.260315667


u scared swift?
1v1 me kid i'll shit on u? LMAO

>> No.260315702

>have to leave my house tomorrow for the first time in 9 months or else im not going to get any money anymore

>scared of outside world

champion for this feel?

>> No.260315765

Master Yi jungle

>> No.260315794
Quoted By: >>260317527

Wait wtf?
Explain, is it for neetbucks?
How do you even afford to live alone with neetbucks

>> No.260315837

>queue up for ranked 3 of the people on my team haven't played leagues in 30+ days
I don't think I have dodged any fucking faster

>> No.260315842

objectively plat 1 and above. these players can actually pilot the champs they have decided to learn.a silver/gold player with 500 games on a champ will always lose to a high plat player with 50 games. shitters will go on and on about how "well da master guy says that stuff below him is bad so it has to be" thats just stupid as fuck

>> No.260315859
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Quoted By: >>260315985

Didn't expect anything more from an amerimutt.

>> No.260315863
Quoted By: >>260315929

>high elo

>> No.260315929
Quoted By: >>260316119


>> No.260315985
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you gonna pussy out lmao?

>> No.260316016

low elo

>> No.260316079
Quoted By: >>260316363

Sit in the back with your ult ready throwing out spells,
Use your passive to either A) hook people away fro the ADC (stand enough to the side, behind tanks, to be between the enemy and ADC while being safe yourself, or B) hook the enemy MVP players into your team for tanks and mids not to get kited to death.

Once either they blow their CDs or someone comes to 1v1 you, fight shit. You'll be well off enough to last through your ult and just go absolutely mental

I was around gold 3 when 5th divisions were a thing. Do you want to play?
I play Soraka only because she's less of an egirl champion than Janna and Nami. There are a lot of mechanics in her kit that allow me to either play her myself or beat the enemy Soraka when she's picked away (because they don't use her well and straight up can't play her) so it's a solid champion that I have a ton of hours on.

Nami is more egirl because both have to manage their resources while Nami is about mana and CDs to Soraka's health, mana (moreso because it ties into not only health but waves) and cooldowns while Nami is just about patience and "A" or "B" situations on her W for waiting and E/Q for fighting/running situations

you = low elo
anyone not you = high elo
get fucked idiot

>> No.260316082

champs you'll only play with a skin

>> No.260316119

I'm not the retard here
>b-but i was only pretending to be retarded during schizo hours

>> No.260316130

anything below diamond 3 is just full of retards but i would say diamond is high elo and anything below is low elo and below plat is giga low elo

>> No.260316169
Quoted By: >>260316281

Rumble, his base model is fucking atrocious
He's only playable with SG or that mad max one

>> No.260316281

seconding >>260316169
rumble kinda needs sg

>> No.260316283
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Quoted By: >>260316598

Pro tip, you have to click the big orange button.

>> No.260316350
Quoted By: >>260317607

give it to me straight LoLg, is mundo worth playing these days?

>> No.260316363
Quoted By: >>260316660

What is the problem of egirl champion for you? I play Nami because it feels with the right items like a Resto Shaman from World of Warcraft.

What is your region?

>> No.260316457

i want to play mid but i have to play top because otherwise i have a retard top

>> No.260316536

>caring about top
Why would you care about the lane that can dove the fucking easiest?

>> No.260316598
Quoted By: >>260316920

american is gonna shit stomp the europoor

>> No.260316660

feintfiend vs swiftie bets

stage 1-1 "will feint pussy out"
odds are 1:1

There is absolutely no problem with "egirl" champs, it's what the community/other communities have become.

If you play Soraka, Janna, even Nami in 2019 you're either going to say shit like "OwO" and "cummies" while being a "girl" on the internet or people will automatically think you are anyway.
I hate it and it's a part of the reason I stopped giving a shit about this game in the first place; not only did Soraka go to shit but they made Varus gay too, both my champions that had Hundreds of hours sunk into, unironically, every week.

I went from 103 hours a day on the game to this.
My region is NA, now that I'm learning Soraka/tryharding again

>> No.260316807

yikes and cringed zoomer

>> No.260316863

and i seriously hope that the people who want me to play shaco support again (from yesterday etc) before plat realize that i'm going to be stuck in gold for just as long as what this has been while i learn the ropes and progress again

>> No.260316865
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>> No.260316917
Quoted By: >>260318575


>> No.260316920

He won, got mana screwed vs esper.

>> No.260316954
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Quoted By: >>260317345

>before match starts some guy says "lol this is my first time with this character xd"
>20-30 minutes later lose match
>this happened 6 times today
Do I get a penality for alt+f4ing during champ select? I am tired of dealing with this worms.

>> No.260316964

>she builds tanky
>she doesnt fall off eventually
choose one

>> No.260317036

based fucking up euros just like in real like god america is so great

>> No.260317126
Quoted By: >>260317486

illaoi is a useless piece of shit lategame what are you talking about

>> No.260317143
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>> No.260317165

fiora wins 1v1 so does trynd and most duelist champions i have no doubt spear jax wins as well and she does fall off retard she is no where near as strong at 25 minutes as she is at 10 minutes

>> No.260317201
Quoted By: >>260317486

I have no idea where this is coming from, honestly. You're just projecting your view of support players onto everyone else. I love playing Nami when I'm supporting, because she has a flat mastery curve. It's really easy to get really good with her. No one treats me weird because of it. This is strictly inside your head.

>> No.260317208
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Quoted By: >>260322082

I wanna go cuteposting with Lulu!

>> No.260317216

In norms, you take a 5 minute dodge penalty for your first game of the day, then 10 minutes, then 15 minutes, etc etc etc.

In Ranked, you take the timer penalty and lose 3 LP. Your second dodge any any dodges after that will cost you 10 LP

>> No.260317294

based as fuck

>> No.260317309
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Quoted By: >>260317450

Yeah the deck shuffler really BTFO'd me with the land draws.
You were okay.

>> No.260317310
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>tfw no irl sona gf

>> No.260317340
Quoted By: >>260317450

Well at least we're not black

>> No.260317345


>> No.260317405
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Quoted By: >>260322082

Yordle Women are like Goblin Women meant for breeding with Human Men.

>> No.260317450

Just meming u bro, I gotta dip rn but I'm down to have a legit 1v1 without the manascrew later
shuffler is legit rigged sometimes
other than being stopped by the police often, how's it a negative?

>> No.260317476

OK thanks gonna void these mofos from now on.

>> No.260317486

odds spellbook triforce 45% cdr nunu jgl with minion dematerializer evens i play graves adc/jungle
I main support btw, it shouldve been mentioned in my first post that i was a soraka/varus two-trick for support/adc. This is my experience from what the community has become from season 3 supports to the now.

you guys should test font of life on illaoi to see if it applies ardent, or just use it in poke comps with E maxed by the aram stage

her poke is insane late game and does either a lot of damage or zones someone completely (E),
which then goes on to fuck over their entire team because someone ran away, can't recall, and is dragging zoning AoE tentacles into the team.

>> No.260317521
Quoted By: >>260317632

Why do black people get stopped by the police so much more than anyone else? LOL

>> No.260317527
Quoted By: >>260317632

i drink tap water and only eat 2 cheap meals a day

and yea, its for neetbux

>> No.260317597
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>visible veins
god sonafags are so disgusting

>> No.260317607
Quoted By: >>260317736

Overall, no. Way too much burst and healing reduc. Pressing R is basically suicide.

>> No.260317632
Quoted By: >>260317952

>smell like weed
>wearing hoodies 24/7
its a mystery
wtf is ur rent how are u living on neetbux

>> No.260317663
Quoted By: >>260317835

Sure, just (you) me when I'm around.
Shuffler is broken, I've made hundreds of posts about it on the official forum for them to add a pregame reshuffle button but Wizards are mongoloids. Unless you're playing Traditional it's full RNG.
gg non the less.

>> No.260317696
Quoted By: >>260317835

I can read
I can swim
I know my father

>> No.260317715

Okay, enjoy your retard mid.

>> No.260317736
Quoted By: >>260318020

reading the last set of patch notes really depressed me
>even MORE healing reduction than before
As if kled needed that shit

>> No.260317752
Quoted By: >>260317906

This game would be much more balanced and fun without stealth and assassins. You can't prove me wrong

>> No.260317835
Quoted By: >>260318018

If you don't give them money they screw up your mana and give you dogshit rares in packs until ur desperate
All those things apply to me tho
I took swimming lessons for years, my home country is surrounded by water.

>> No.260317842

>solo kill some guy four times
>4/0/0 entirely off him
>kill him a fifth time
>says that I'm only able to kill him because I'm fed
>adds me to "do a 1v1" after the game
kinda of spooky desu
like, that was an actual person

>> No.260317857

visible veins are goat
you pleb

>> No.260317906

>true stealth
you can beat one of them but not the other

>> No.260317952
Quoted By: >>260318093

>430€ for free every month

>government in germany literally paying ur rent for free if you have no job because you are not able to work for whatever reason

>> No.260317972

>visible veins
You see these are 99% of tits though? Are you a virgin?

>> No.260317978
Quoted By: >>260318312

illaoi is a tank with no hard cc, with an half competent enemy team she gets passed around like a blunt late game. Im afraid no amount of runes will ever make her really that viable, especially after the kled incident

>> No.260318018
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Quoted By: >>260318210

Is it St.Kittens?

>> No.260318020

Yeah, out of all the new effects that was definitely the most out of place. The duration% will almost certainly be nerfed though.

>> No.260318093

Can't you just rent a luxury apartment and claim its your standard of living and have them pay for it?

>> No.260318210

my cat actually loves bath time and jeeps giving me this look in bathtub

>> No.260318263

should i start a trynda otp account?

>> No.260318312

what i mean is her E slows, right?
i want to know if the ghost can be hit for the font of life to work for her team without being in danger.
>pulls ghost into team
>makes game a 4v5 with potential of tents hitting backline anyway,
>spawns tents anyway for to prep an all-in after poke
>now HEALS the team just for hitting a ghost miles away from the enemy team
>now activates ardent for you to do more damage on AA/W with tents you already have to make your ult great
>now actives ardent for your team to be doing more damage
illaoi is a fun champ and playing her top is one of the only fun matchups against. her character is great too and her late game is good IMO
just IMO

>> No.260318452
Quoted By: >>260318651

fuck if i know, open up the practice tool and tell us champ! Urgot is still worse of a matchup than illaoi tho

>> No.260318575
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Quoted By: >>260318692

Why do people keep falseflagging as them?

>> No.260318593

only if you're brown

>> No.260318614

if u can setup tentacles and the enemy not only doesn't clear them but happily fights them then yeah she's got a good lategame
and that's partially why she doesn't

>> No.260318651
Quoted By: >>260318743

how am i going to know if it activates font/ardent without teammates?
i don't play top, i hate top, and illaoi isn't even in my collection.

i was just saying it could be an approachable rune for resolve secondary with +scaling health or bone plating lol, so you could try it
or don't lol it's your life

>> No.260318692

because half the thread is obsessed with them despite being 4/10 or lower such as koha (0.5/10)

>> No.260318725

How in the fuck do I build wolf man.

>> No.260318743
Quoted By: >>260318907

spawn some allies you silly silly idiot!

>> No.260318837

I want to lick Limmie's feet
t. Ween

>> No.260318873

are udyr or nasus worth playing top?

>> No.260318907
Quoted By: >>260319001

spawn dummies? they can't attack
spawn bots? i can't control where they go or what they do, they aren't people
play illaoi? still don't own her m8

whatever though i'm done. it literally isn't that important, was just a thought.

>> No.260318949
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Quoted By: >>260319329

How the hell do I git gud at Pyke, I'm only good at playing girly champions

>> No.260319001
Quoted By: >>260319329

do you even play the game, i feel like you dont

>> No.260319015

Nasus is the solo queue god if you're able to play him without falling asleep.

>> No.260319040
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Someone post the dragon pussy pasta.

Also which version of Shyvana do y'all prefer? Classic or Ironscale?

>> No.260319074
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Based Ween

>> No.260319097
Quoted By: >>260321597

Tiamat first item
Now choose: cinderhulk titanic hydra visage OR bloodrazor rageblade wit's end
And the most important thing, remember that WOLVES NEED NO ARMOR

>> No.260319106

they only play for dirt shit cheap apartments, like one that costs only 300€ every month

>> No.260319137
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EUW, explain yourself

>> No.260319169

your low elo is showing

>> No.260319214

Nah, there's an upper limit on rent. You can go for a more expensive place, but the difference would be deducted from the monthly 430€.
Plus you need to take into account the fact that landlords love hiking the rents at any given opportunity. That's currently a bit of a public debate with regulators of course being too bribed by lobbies to actually do anything about it.

An easy way to get a more expensive place is to have a family of 10. At that point you could even afford a house in the city

>> No.260319263

Nasus is a great top because Riot overbuffed him and he basically can't fall off anymore. Udyr is asking to get smashed unless you're a turbo autist like trick2g and know all his matches up by heart.

>> No.260319269

maybe in gutter silver games that last 50 minutes. if the enemy top isnt stopping you from farming bot lane losing lane at 10 minutes will

>> No.260319309
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>> No.260319329

check "damage done to objectives" on each Pyke game and don't just say "oh that game where it was low doesn't count because x"
check damage dealt to champions and subtract true damage, and look at "cc score" in the games you did the most actual damage to champions

are you stupid? i "feel" like you're forrest gump tier retarded. >>260317486 i was literally waiting around for the guy talking about soraka to get back to me so i might have someone to play flex queue with.
just wanted to talk about illaoi also.

this is what, the third thing you've "forgotten" or missed in my messages, you're literally not worth talking to

>> No.260319367

Titty into tank is the normie metashit build but trinity into on-hit like witts end, botrk, ect is equally viable

>> No.260319930
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fuck fuck fuck i want to jerk off to poppy's yordle ass so badly but my dick wont get hard because i've jerked off too much in the past few days

>> No.260319942

if anyone would like to play/have fun in flex queue but also try to win my IGN is https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=mr+america1776

>> No.260319947

lost my virgnity yesterday
now I dont belong here

>> No.260320113

unironically gross

>> No.260320149

leave unvirgin

>> No.260320170

Sneaky's dad died a while ago. His mother and sister encourage it.

>> No.260320252
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>enemy jg doesn't connect, easy 4v5
>mid dies 3 times before 5 minutes
>mid insults me for not ganking
>go afk
>enemy wins

>> No.260320296

I want to lick Lily's feet!

>> No.260320318
Quoted By: >>260320676

Majin no

>> No.260320351

the beauty of bronze

>> No.260320407
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Classic>Iron-Scale>Darkflame>Super Galaxy>Ice Drake>Championship>Bonescale

Would take her in any skin tho shyv's cute as heck

>> No.260320502
Quoted By: >>260321013

>team is winning
>jungler gets mad at teammate pinging and runs it down mid lane
why the fuck are LoL players so unhinged? I swear one day someone is gonna kill themselves IRL during a match just to spite their team
we still won btw, fuck that guy

>> No.260320582
Quoted By: >>260320676

based majin

>> No.260320628
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Quoted By: >>260320802

>we are stomping, every lane is winning
>support keeps demoralizing the enemy team in all chat
>my jungler: "why are you doing that? stop"
>sup: "It's a strat. You tilt them and win"
>they keep arguing
>sup starts trolling and goes afk

>> No.260320676
Quoted By: >>260321125

thats his daughter

>> No.260320798
Quoted By: >>260320975


>> No.260320802
Quoted By: >>260321441

Don't make me go afk in your games SmallTitsBigGuns it may take me a while to demote myself to your level but I will do it.

>> No.260320941
Quoted By: >>260321325

>he's that close to the winrate threshold they said they would nerf champions at if they hit it
Well it was fun boys

>> No.260320952

Do I even need to tell you to get the fuck out

>> No.260320970

>I get a kleptomancy swain in d4

oh god riot is forcing the 50 on me

>> No.260320975

Damn cowards, making me ride over to collect my 53% wr

>> No.260321013

>I swear one day someone is gonna kill themselves IRL during a match just to spite their team
Sometimes I like to think that happens. The severity at which I've seen people rage in chat makes me think they just have a round in the chamber ready to go at any moment

>> No.260321024

1-3 Draven
4-6 Vayne
7-9 Yasuo
0 champion mentiobed in the first reply to this post

>> No.260321032
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Quoted By: >>260321059

>> No.260321043
Quoted By: >>260321150

Is there a replay database where I can search specific match ups?

>> No.260321059


>> No.260321079
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>3rd jerk a day is actually painful and i push myself I wake up with scabs on my dick the next day
>tfw have to jerk carefully as I always need to save one as a sleep-aid
>yet people post pics like this all day long


>> No.260321125

>majin trying to lick his underage daughter's feet
just like my favorite anime

>> No.260321150
Quoted By: >>260321530

>thinking leagues has such a nice thing that would be helpful to others
Welcome to league of legends where no one gives a fuck enough to help each other without belittling them first.

>> No.260321202
Quoted By: >>260321517

How the fuck is it painful
Are you American who gave his foreskin to his Jewish overlords?

>> No.260321242

hard relate to the sleep aid part

>> No.260321290

>3rd jerk a day
>scabs on dick next day
do you have scissors for hands, or something?

>> No.260321325

They don't nerf champions just for having a high winrate

>> No.260321360

spit on ur hand u fucking freak

>> No.260321368

>rug burn from fapping
Bro use lube wtf is wrong with you. Also go take a walk or just leave your computer. You shouldn't feel the need to fap every time you see a fully clothed, poorly drawn pic like that.

>> No.260321391

yes they do

>> No.260321398

stupid cumbrain

>> No.260321441
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that wasnt me retard

>> No.260321517
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I still have my 4Skin thankfully but basically I chafe easy or something

first jerk a day feels great
second session is intense
by the third jerk its almost painful and I lose all desire to continue (pic related)

anything past that and the cenobites would be jealous of the pain

I now understand what Suda meant by "FOUR TIMES A DAY".
people who can do that must be superhuman

>> No.260321530

git gud hehe :^)

>> No.260321562
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>random queue
>pick rakan
>adc actually picking xayha
>she appologizes when doing a mistake but is nice to play with
>mfw we do the special recall
Are there more champions like this with more interactions than just a single line when first meeting in lane?

>> No.260321597
Quoted By: >>260321902

>Bloodrazor and Rageblade

>> No.260321630

dont confuse me with swift that dude is a fucking psycho
and Im having the same issue, I have esper, dimir control, rdw, and izzet drakes but im not sure whats gonna survive rotation
I have a decent amount of shocklands tho so I think im just gonna play out every week to collect coins and hope for a ton of wilds once the old shits gone

>> No.260321735
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>deathgrip 3-4 times a day
Slow down, relax.

>> No.260321902
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Quoted By: >>260323507

>he doesn't know

>> No.260321919
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Lulu is the spookiest! THE SPOOKIEST!

>> No.260321934

lol this kids so weak it breaks after 3.
Back in my day 3 was the minimum and I would go way beyond that, during weekends easily into 10 and above.

>> No.260321958
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You don't have to always murder your cock to get off, what the fuck?
I can cum more than 3 times per day just by playing with my nipples and not even touching the thing.
You faggots need to step up your game.

>> No.260321963
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>tfw im a master tier player
>tfw i hate the game
>tfw i spent years getting good at something that i now hate
>tfw cant quit because already wasted so much time

>> No.260322082
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